Ultra Bomb Chips Ahoy.

Ahoy! 

         Now that I have you're attention...

Here is a great treat for those cookie+deep fried greasy grimey food lovers...

First. You will need a chips ahoy cookie, like so...exactly like this one pictured, and I strictly state...it can NOT have any more or less chocolate chips then the one in this photo...:

 

 Next, get you some eggs. Put them in a bowl you doofus! If you're only making one to enjoy all by yourself (highly recommended) then I suggest one egg. But if you're having all your buddies over for this life changing, orgasmic, next level experience. Go ahead and Maybe throw another egg or two in there.

 NOW, add some cinnamon! 

                          

And sugar!

Add some flour in there..

Mix that stuff up like emotions! I advise not to get too violent though. Like say if you had some repressed feelings toward your brother for never loving you...

 Add a little water or tears (might taste a bit salty)...

   

Make sure it is thick and consistent, sort of unlike my personality. Then drench the cookie in that shit

 Put it in a pan of oil, while the heat is on of course...This is where the magic happens, so you best pay attention.

 Let it chill til golden bbrrrown...

AND ENJOI!